brimerica:

he-wants-the-doitsu:

brimerica:

Headcanon that France presents Canada the same way Will Smith presents his son

you mean like this

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Bingo

3 hours ago • with 10680 notesviasource

kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.

3 hours ago • with 67327 notesviasource

muchinery:

but what IF

3 hours ago • with 93974 notesviasource

bonniefins:

bye

3 hours ago • with 13234 notesviasource

mynameisdreik:

the-goddamazon:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

LMFAOOOOO

This was TOO much for me! OMG!

mynameisdreik:

the-goddamazon:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

LMFAOOOOO

This was TOO much for me! OMG!

3 hours ago • with 170199 notesviasource

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

3 hours ago • with 50461 notesviasource

baron-von-daniel:

he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.

baron-von-daniel:

he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.

3 hours ago • with 452355 notesviasource

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

3 hours ago • with 407971 notesviasource

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

10 hours ago • with 241275 notesviasource

My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...


Friend: "So how's your daughter doing?"
Dad: "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
Friend: "What's she studying?"
Dad: "Political Science."
Friend: "And does she have a boyfriend?"
Dad: "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
Friend: "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
Dad: "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
Best dad ever

13 hours ago • with 124412 notesviasource

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