That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
This was TOO much for me! OMG!
are you f u c k i ng serious
he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...Friend:
"So how's your daughter doing?"
"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
"What's she studying?"
"And does she have a boyfriend?"
"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
Best dad ever